Monday, October 17, 2005
this weekend was fun. Ok, Shane, I saw an add in the paper for the dirty book store's little signing deal. It was on the sport's page. They said that Shane of SHANE'S WORLD fame was going to be there. When i was courting Maritza we watched a bit of porn and the shit that we both liked was this Shane's World stuff. It's kind of fun and no one seems to be getting fucked against their will. That's a turn-off. Anyhow, we dropped Zelly off with my moms and went down there. Mostly to just get a look at what a porn star ten years removed from the business looks like.
So we get there and i'm kind of dreading having to go inside and wait in line and look like a douche in front of Shane but lo and behold she was out front having a ciggie before the signing. I asked her if i could get a pic. she said yep.
She was hells of nice. I didn't really know what to say as most of my questions about the porn industry involve white slavery ( i figure that a lot of these eastern european porn whenches are being used against their will. It's just a theory. I base it on not ever knowing a super hot girl that wanted to have two dicks jammed up her nooners at the same time while the porn biz is chock full of them. Ok, maybe it's kind of a severe form of wage slavery but it's something that bugs me ok? I watch porn. I see some of the shit that goes on. I see the looks on these chick's faces while the fuck ugly fuckers.) and whatever so i asked her if she lived down south instead of getting into some issues. I figure that most of them do. Live down south. She says no, that she moved to Sacramento and that the drive up here was pretty. It kind of is.
We kind of blah-blahed back and forth for a few five minutes then i was all like, OK, i gotta go and split. Left her standing there looking all confused. Word.
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So we get there and i'm kind of dreading having to go inside and wait in line and look like a douche in front of Shane but lo and behold she was out front having a ciggie before the signing. I asked her if i could get a pic. she said yep.
She was hells of nice. I didn't really know what to say as most of my questions about the porn industry involve white slavery ( i figure that a lot of these eastern european porn whenches are being used against their will. It's just a theory. I base it on not ever knowing a super hot girl that wanted to have two dicks jammed up her nooners at the same time while the porn biz is chock full of them. Ok, maybe it's kind of a severe form of wage slavery but it's something that bugs me ok? I watch porn. I see some of the shit that goes on. I see the looks on these chick's faces while the fuck ugly fuckers.) and whatever so i asked her if she lived down south instead of getting into some issues. I figure that most of them do. Live down south. She says no, that she moved to Sacramento and that the drive up here was pretty. It kind of is.
We kind of blah-blahed back and forth for a few five minutes then i was all like, OK, i gotta go and split. Left her standing there looking all confused. Word.
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