Confounded Accusations

well, i've been lazy. Sorry, i walked into a door on wed and split my head wide open. I think that i got a concussion. That's like a weak ass excuse but it hurts and it looks like i have a pussy on my head. A young girls nooners. Not like a raggedy old Christy Canyon coochers. At any rate i've been listening to crazy amounts of Shonen knife lately. They rule. They are to Cibbo Matto like The Beastie Boys are to uhm, someone with way more pop sensabilities, like uhm.. shit i'm drawing a blank, how about they are Badly Drawn Boy to Cibbo Matto's Damian Rice. That's good. Ya, that's about it.
I've been sluggish since i cracked my skull. I was bleeding so bad that i had to wake up my wife. Did i mention that it was like 3:30 in the morning. I was wearing the proverbial crimson mask Ir wasn't as bad as in this picture but it was pretty fucked up. I felt like i was looking through a red lense. We used a mixture of flour, covered by vasaline to shut it. It bled for a good twenty minutes That's a long time. Think about it.

i was walking down 4th street today on my way to work right? Then this kid, this scuzzball gutter punk type with little spikes coming out of his backwards baseball hat stops me. This sucks cause i was listening to the new Badly Drawn Boy song on my mp3 player and i had to take my earphones off to hear what he had to say, even though i new it was going to be about him wanting money. I was suprised though, he had a good pitch. He was all like " I rap for change"
I was stunned, totally stunned, the first thing that came out of my mouth was " That sucks"
I mean it does. Totally does. How good of an mc could he be? Not good i'd imagine. So I told him
" wow man, you should get better managment, i mean they should have totally read the contract before signing it. Change? I think most rap dudes get way more then that. Like, look at Run back in the day with those big rope chains those gotta cost a fazoole or two right? How you gonna get up on one of those if you only get change everytime you drop science?"
Now he didn't know what to say, so he came up with "Fuck you" and walked off. Well, it made my day anyhow, made it in a big way.

He has blood, that's a Zelly quote.. stupido
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girl w/cake
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lucha
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I'm at work, well for another hour or so, then it's off to the bar to work on Fateball. I think that Greg is done with the pencils and inks so that means we're all ready to move on to something else. I'm thinking I'll poop out this little script I got in my head where Fate meets her nemesis ROCK CANDY for the first time. I don't want to give out details beyond that but Rock is a money character destined to go places. I luh her. Oh, uhm my therapist gave me an assignment, I have to complete two scripts by my next appt or he will be disappointed in me. That would way suck cause he's a cool guy. I think I can do it. I would have started the other day but I had a ruinous toothache which I really think was a panic attack manifesting itself as a physical type pain, if that makes sense. Luckily My wifey had some vicodin on hand and I gobbled up a mouthful and floated off to a happier place. Bed. Well, take care of your silly self and all that gay shit...

ddp
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face
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this is a 1000lb pig.
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Banana
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today is thursday, i work then me Greg, the wife and kid is all fixing to go to the county fair. That shit is always fun. Games, food, beer stupid crap that you don't need to buy and dangerous ass rides built by jesus freak meth heads that wouldn't know the business end of a screwdriver from the handle if they needed it to repair their quick fix kit. Word, i tell you right now there is now way in hell that i'd ever get on one of those rides i mean those cats that assemble that shit aren't exactly union laborers if you catch my drift. I'm suprised that you don't hear about ferris wheels falling apart on a daily basis.
I reckon that i'll eat some food, have a beer or two and walk around with my daughter and take her on all the little bitty goofy kids rides. I think that those might be safe. I guess if they fall apart it's not more then a couple of feet before she meets up with the ground. I think that she can handle that.
I'll bring my camera and make sure to get some decent snapshots for all y'all to take a look at. Maybe i can get some of the carnies to smile a gap tooth methadone jones grin for me. that'd rule ass.
everybody needs to know it's the year of the rat.. RATT