Confounded Accusations

Today is new years. Uhm i guess that we're having some folks over, Lura, Greg, my brother David, lex, Boone, justina and Doug and maybe some others. It's a last minute thing. We're jsut gonna hang out and listen to music and drink, I'll prolly fight some dudes then around midnite i reckon we'll go over to fiorinos and drink some more. Sounds like it might be fun. It's totally raining though, i bet that there is gonna be a whole shit load of car wrecks tonite. People need to be careful but i think that it's easier to be stupid. More fun too. I don't really have a lot of time. I have to go and do gay shit like mop floors and whatever before our party..

oh, my resolutions for the year are to
a: DRINK MORE WATER
b: JOIN A JIU JITSU CLASS
c: DROP 10 LBS...

Easy enough..

stuff on my wall
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Bigger pic
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My bookshelves
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Shit around my window
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I'm at work, my back hurts a little bit. I think that's on account of the rain. I can't stand the rain. It's all wet and makes my back ache. Then i get water all over my glasses and that sucks too. I hope that it ends soon. Like NOW. I think if it did i'd be all freaked out, like thinking about how i must have evil powers, well i suppose they aren't for sure evil. It'd depend on what i use them for, more then likely evil, or at the very least some self serving way. I'd use my super talent to become some sort of wealthy person. I wouldn't steal shit cause that's dicked, prolly i'd try and find some way that i could go into business for myself and use my talent as the product. I'd do some charity work too so that i don't feel like an asshole about it. Well, that's about all that i have on my mind right now, rain and super talents. I think I'm gonna go and take a break now.. Be nice...

So ok, i saw the move: The Aquatic Life Of Steve Zissou. First off i should say that i'm biased. I love Wes Anderson, well i love his movies. So with that said i guess i'd have to give this one uhm, 25 stars on a scale of one to ten. It's that damn good. really it's so awesome, i can't even explain how much I loved it. No shit, it's wicked cool on every level that a movie can be. It's funny, funny as shit and it has a nice degree of drama and some real heart felt moments plus it's not like, in your face with it's shit. It lets you laugh when you want and it makes you feel when you want to, and as an added bonus it has that dude from Harold and Maude which is as awesome a movie as you could ever want so it's cool to see him despit how poorly he's aged.
I don't know what to say about it except that i love it. Totally love it as much as any movie i've seen since the first time I saw Rocky, my personal fave BTW. The first one is a landmark awesome flick that can't be drug down by the suck assed-ness of all the sequals, Ugh, imagine if they made a bunch of shitty sequals of Aquatic Life, that'd be so wrong but funny at the same time. Like you know, child molestation, I'm kidding, really, believe me. I am.
So, I ate the shitty holiday food and got totally sick. I was farting and burping all night. That shit sucks. It makes me not want to ever eat again which as much as i'd love to and be able to get all skinny and emo in a tight ass E-bay vintage New York Dolls ringer, I can't not eat so ya, this is going nowhere. NOWHERE, so I choose to stop...

Stupid christmas crap i saw at Safeway
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Merry X-Mas, this girls name is like Apnia or some shit
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I like to take really close up pictures
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It's christmas. I like christmas, in theory but when it really comes around the whole thing bores me. No, bore is the wrong word. It annoys me. Going all around to people's houses and eating bad food. That's the worst part to me. The food. See, i gave up the meat and shit so when you go over to other cat's pads, this is something that those of you who walk the same trail know, all the food outside of your house and your favorite sushi bar suck ass. That's the truth, or at least the truth as i see it. Hate to be a dick about it but, ya.
Right now, well in a few minutes we're gonna up and go over to my aunt Kathy's house. She always makes the same stuff, typical holiday foodies, ham, turkey and the lot. So, no main courses to be had and seeing as how it's the 25th it's not like i can sneak away and hit up Sapporo for a Tuna and miso soup combo. We are gonna cut out around 6:30 though to see the new Wes Anderson joint. I'll give you a review of it tomorrow if i get around to it, cause you know i'm like really busy and shit.
There's something beautiful about it though. I'm listening to Badly Drawn Boy, oh dig this my moms ordered all my presents, Maritza's too from Amazon and the shit didn't get here in time so i totally got no presents. Not that i'm a a big greedy fuck but it sucks when everyone is opening up stuff and smiling and being happy and you don't have anything to do but sit there and watch, It sucks in two ways, 1: it sucks that you don't have anything and everyone else does. 2: It sucks that you feel in someway that you're shitting on the spirit of christmas by wanting something for yourself when you should just be happy that everyone else is happy. That's gay though.. Oh well, we gotta get ready now. I think I'm going to wear a blazer and my Puff Daddy shirt.

Some Badly Drawn Boy lyrics
i just had a dream the other night that I was married to the queen and Madonna lived next door, i think she took a shine to me and the kids were all grown up but I had to turn her down cause I was still in love with you. I'm turning Madonna down. I'm calling it my best move, I'll get her tickets to what she needs.

i was busy finding answers while you got on with real life. Always hoped you'd be my wife but i never found the time for the question to arrive i just disquised it in a song and songs are never quite the answer just a soundtrack to a life that is over much to soon, helps to turn the days to nights. While I was wrong and you were right. And this was a lesson learned, i'm happy to be your fool. I'll get you tickets to what you need.

Good news. We got over our financial jam and have actually gotten christmas gifts for everyone who i think deserves one. That's maybe three people. My wife, Zelly and my mom. Werd. I wanted to buy Rohi a pack of wonder woman underoos. She's small enough to fit into little kids underwear (5'3 108 maybe) anyway as cute as i thought that it would be i decided that her husband would prolly get pissed even though he'd be the one that got to see her in them and in that sense should be thanking me, not wanting to stick a slug in my melon. I got her something else instead, I guess that makes 4 people.
The liberry is really slow right now. We seem to run opposite of retail places. Like the, well i don't think that i have to spell it out for you. Just take a busy shopping day and then ya, that's a day that we're really slow here, or something like that. It's not rocket science (It's library science, that you got blinded by)
There is only me and our Eritrian janitor here in the basement right now. He and I don't get along, had a screaming match once after he threatened to snitch me out for taking a long lunch, thing was i was outside making time with a high school girl that used to volunteer here and has grown to be a way cute little black haired punk rock and dude, if that shit means i have to stay outside longer then so fucking be it.. He's lucky i came back at all cause she was trying to convince me to go and have lunch with her at the sushi bar across the way and i really wanted to, but stupidly gave into duty. That learned me.
Ok, i guess i'm off. We bought a bunch of shit to donate to kids who's folks don't like to work and the firemen dudes over at the mall only stay there til like, 6:30.... I bought a really nice baseball glove and a cool ass mesh bag with a dozen official major league balls. If a kid don't like that he can lick my o-ring. Ho ho ho...

Robots
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Sleep
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My pal Sara is totally out-blogging me. I sent her a postcard today telling her to knock that shit off but then i thought that it wasn't really very nice of me, i sent it anyway. Uhm, i went and had dinner at my mom's house and now I feel all shitty. They love fried food over there. I feel greasy on the insides. Those anti-biotics that i take cause of my fucked up tooth are making my poops like little cat turds, all hard and round. When i drop one into the bowl it causes a little splash that both irritates and serves to clean off my o-ring at the same time. It's hard to say if i hate it or not. I'm leaning toward hate.
I made a pretty good mix disc this morning it's called Blue Glasses. If you send me your addy and i'm so inclined i might whip one out to you. ME I prolly would. It has some Chromeo, Joy division, Rilo Kiley, MF DOOM aka The Mad Villain and a whole mess of other cool crap, it clocks in at just under 70 minutes.
My wife just called. She wants to see a movie later. I don't think that i do. There isn't much of anything really cool playing at the moment. I still might anyway. Might not, i'm kind of tired.
Gosh, i haven't had anything fun to write about lately. I think that's due to our current financial problems. No cash=no booze and no fun to be had... Mo' money mo' problems fuck that, No money mo' problems. Well kids, be nice to yourself ok?

Today was fun. me and zelly went over to Rohi's house and hung out. We have this regular wed playday thing going on, i think that i've mentioned it before. So, we went over and the girls made pizza. That's what the pic below is of, Rohi kneeding dough. That was fun and the pizza was pretty tasty. I brought a couple of slices home to eat for lunch tomorrow. This post is so, like family style so far huh?
Then her and i practiced our submission style wrestling, I'm training her for a fight against my wife's buddy Lura. This was a big one as far as her training goes cause she actually got past my guard, into the cross mount, only for a second though but still for her this was a huge moment. I was kind of proud i think that she's a long ways away from being able to take the boygal to the top of the mountain but dude, she has potential. She's athletic and tougher then she looks, way tougher.
Oh, i put some links on the left of this here. Make sure to check out Sara's blog, she's a really good friend to me.
Wow, this post is BORING... I guess restful, fun days like today produce that sort of shit. Oh well, i'm allowed to be happy...

Rohi
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I find something sort of erotic about this picture.
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this fucking sucks. Ok, dig it my mouth got all swoll up. I thought it was from when i was wrestling Greg in my kitchen the other day but the shit didn't go down and this morning it looked like i had a pug of redman in my cheek so i went to see my doctor and he said it was for sure an abcess, so i saw my dentist. He said that it was a little more in line of a oral surgeon's work so, ya i saw him and he thinks, knows that he has to pull three teeth. Nice huh? On the good side i have some Vicodin and shit so i get to be all loaded. Like I am right now. I suck. Well, i don't know, it hurts, really hurts but at least i have some pills. Pills totally rule.
Rohi's hubby John put a camera in the house. Wierd, like a surveilance camera. Weird. I wonder what he thought he'd capture? If he thinks that we're foolin' about shouldn't he just ask Instead of trying some Watergate shit? Ya, Rohana has a blog.. Check it out... I think that she's gonna be good at this if she decides to keep it up... Encourage her... with hits and notes..

Lola gave me that poster, i bought the lamp at a garage sale. Is it like totally clear i bought a new camera today?
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Some shit layin' around my living room
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i should shave.
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Poke, she's shy, around you.
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This is funny, Maritza, i thought i heard the phone, anyway, maritza has this friend, Lura, she's kind of a Boygal (say Boygle) you know a dikey little thing with a baseball hat and all that stuff, anyway we were hanging out and went down to the 7-11 at like, 3 in the morning to get some cigarettes, so the dude wouldn't sell them to me cause i left my ID at home. I was cool with it but Lura went fucking ape, oh she's from Memphis and has this silly accent, it's really funny and cute. So, she went ape and started throwing down like every racial slur she could think of, i say this like i can imagine what goes on in her little head, anyhow she was all crazy and i couldn't get her to leave and the clerk called the cops. So when he started to dial i picked her up on my shoulders and carried her to her truck and told her to get the fuck out of here. We were so drunk, SO DRUNK. This is funny, like my Thanksgiving story. Then, i think i kissed her, not with tongues or anything, like a smooch. A friendly smoochy, that makes me feel gay cause she's prolly got bigger nards then me. It might not have happened though, i'm not sure. I have to ask her. Be good

Missy Broadbahr Test, this is old but look at it anyway. What else do you have to do with yourself?
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