Confounded Accusations

So we went to see the Jaeger girls. It was ok. When me and G got there it was like Frat boy back hatter city so we both sort of had anxiety attacks and made the move to cut out. We went to Rita's which is this other bar over by Safeway. It was closed, ok, so we headed over to the Round Robin and had some Jaeger, to like stay in the mood. I told him some stories and shit. It was a good time. I was drunk. We split at around 12:00 and on the way back decided to go by Fiorino's and see what was cooking. We missed the event all together and that was cool, I guess but the chicks was still hanging around. Listen, Fiorino's is my bar. I like it. It's a real joint with real people. Folks with jobs and families, real cats. Tonight though it wasn't my place it was like, something else. It was fucking shitty so I went out and had a smoke while Greg made time with the chick he's pictured with below. I was out there and the Jaeger girls where too. They started chatting me up with shit like, hey we saw you earlier. Where'd you go? I was all like.. The round robin and shit. I was drunk. I asked em' where they work, like really, and one was a hair dresser, the other was a dental assistant. Funny. Part time Jaeger hoochies. I shouldn't talk too much shit cause they was nice and all that plus I think the one in white wanted some of the kid. She aint my type though, I like em' with pale sickly skin and black hair. That's just me. I like em' depressed and mopey.
Oh, that audio clip is what I'm listening to RIGHT NOW. Open it in a new window. Listen whilst you read. It's worth it. It'll give you a good idea of what I'm about. Which is not a whole lot... I should have said that before the end though huh? Anyway do it. It's worth it. Love you.

This slut hugged greg. He was happy.
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Ok, these are the Jaeger girls. They were nice. I talked to them outside while i was having a smoke. The one in the white had a good stomach but that's about it...
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speaks for itself. The round Robin. Decent bar.
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I went to a wedding yesterday. Pretty boring. On the way there i saw this kooky ass put-put course. It was awesome. i got some great snaps of the thing. I should get those up to you later today or tomorrow at the latest so check back in if you have so little to do that looking at a giant paper mache monkey is kind of thrilling. Well, i gotta go and do some shit. Not really, i just don't have all that much to write about at this moment. Enjoy your day and be nice to someone that you don't know. I want some tuna rolls right about now.....

I was at the store yesterday picking up some sushi from the deli and i saw this. It has to be a one of a kind. A gay dude, or chick, i guess in an electric car who supports Bush. Wow man that's some crazy shit...
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Golly, life is really dramatic. I don't understand people and the need that they have to create tension in life. I wish that I had a bubble, like a mouse ball. You know what I'm talking about? The plastic deal that they sit in and roll around the living room and shit. Well, I wish that I had one of those and that I could walk around in it and keep everyone at a safe distance from me cause I'm damaged goods. I saw the stamp that we use here at the liberry to mark down that a book has been marked in by a patron it says Damage noted______________ then you fill in the type of damage that the particular book has been scarred with. I want to get that tattooed on my arm and as time marches on I want to fill in the lines with whatever it is that's ailing me that particular day. Depression, social anxiety,sinus problems, general malaise, whatever so that people will dig my steelo and stay the heck back from me on days when it's best to do that. Today is one of those days. I think that the stamp would say "mopery" cause all I want to do is look at the ground and mope and avoid contact with other living beings and the words that they say. Oh, this isn't any way connected with my earlier post. This is all new drama so you can see how things are going today. Thursdays, this one in particular suck ass. Suck it like in a big way. Anigulas, is that how you spell out the technical term for sticking your tongue up one's anus? Who knows...

i received this amazingly agitating phone call yesterday. I think that someone who shall remain nameless is kind of playing with me. I don't get people sometimes. What is the purpose of telling someone that they can't be talking to you or be friends with you right now? Isn't that evident by them not contacting you and by ignoring your attempts at contact? Drama. Life is so dramatic. It's like some gay ass Merchant Ivory movie. Shit sucks ass. Friends are a pain. I think that I'm fixing to get depressed again. That's fucking great and on top of that i have to go like a million miles up into the boonies this weekend for a wedding of a cousin that i don't even like and haven't spoken to in a million years. She's a hippie and all annoying and crap. I don't want to give up one of my valuable days off to go and hang with goofy commune folk. What a drag. Life is generally a drag.

She's looking at you, stupid.
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Zelly and Pryce. If this was a different situation, like say we lived in Angola it wouldn't be cute to have a rat climbing on her head. It'd be gross.
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Hey, I just put up some pics from today's adventures. Me, the wife and Greg hit up some second hand stores. It was ok but I didn't really find shit. Maritza did good though, came up on some cool clothes and shit. Overall, fun. Oh, uhm I don't know what else is up. I bought a pet rat. She's here with me right now. She likes to sit on my shoulder. I'm a little surprised with how smart she is. Her name is Pryce. She's white with a cute little grey face. I like her a lot. The girl at the pet shop that helped us was the cutest little, nerdy puny punk rock I've ever seen. She must have been like, 4'11 and 98 cents, if that. I wanted to pick her up over my head. I should've. Now Pryce is walking around on my desk and sniffing stuff.
I got a postcard in the mail today. I like mail. Real mail, like postcards and magazines. I ordered this CD from the land of the rising sun the other week. I was totally drunk. It's Miho Hatori's first group, she was in Cibbo Matto and later the Gorillaz, anyway she was in this Jap Rap group before that. The disc is cool but I feel kind of ripped cause she's only on one song and only singing the hook at that. I reckoned on getting a whole LP of her kicking it Northern State style like on Sci Fi Wasabi. Whatever, life is about learning. I learned don't buy music when drunk on Jaeger.

Hillbilly backyard. My wife and me bought a SICK ass table at this garage sale. The dude was a total fat ass hillbilly but hell of cool and nice.
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Crappy bookstore. The books here are straight out of the Friends Of The Library discard bin.
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Omelette Express. I ordered an avacado, jack cheese and tomato deal. It was good. All the waitresses look like prostitutes.
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I went to this thrift store today. I bought a silly clown toy and a candle that looks like fruit cocktail
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This is the bar that Greg and i got shitfaced at the other night. I was drinking Jaeger like a fratboy.
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I saw this spooky image outside my window the other night. I was scared, a little.
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My comic book lab. I'm here right now. You can't see me though.
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This is my living room. Swank huh?
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I was at the bus stop today trying to get home after work right? Normally that kind of sucks but while I was there I saw this girl in a black bikini top and a long hippie type skirt. That was cool enough right but on top of all that she had blue hair, like slurpee blue and that was super cool too but dig this, she must have just dyed it cause she had blue all over her hands and on her forehead and shoulders. I wish that I would have had my camera cause after that it gets better. Another blue haired girl in shorts came out of the bathroom and started talkin' to the first blue haired girl about shit like how good their hair looked and how cute this guy who worked at Hot Topic was, crap like that. Then they sat down and the bikini girl put her head in the other girl's lap and they shared a cigarette that they bummed off me. It was sweet. The second girl got blue all over her legs and shorts. They smoked. Talked then got up and headed toward the mall. It was fun to watch. I was the only one there and thus the only one who got to see this neat little moment. Now you know, so that makes a few more.. Enjoy your day, or night or whatever..

This is what a sick Zelly looks like. Nice huh?
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my daughter has an illness, it sucks she has the shits and the pukes, ugh. I've changed her like 7 times since she got up at ten this morning. Ugh. Baby runs is like water. It's ucky. OMG, she just walked in here and totally startled me. She was asleep, or so i thought. Good thing i wasn't looking at porn. Like usual. I should go though..

I was just out front watering my lawn and the girl next door, Kaitlyn? Catlin? I forget. She used to have black hair but now it's blonde. Everyone is blonde. Anyhow she came out of her house with this crazy short skirt on. She has a nice body, kind of skinny but it's ok. So she bent over to get into her car and gave me a perfect full moon. It was pretty cool. That's the best thing that's happened today. That's a pretty good thing though. Naked ass. So, enjoy your day and i hope that something as cool happens to you....

Lola.
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i worked, that wasn't that fun. I think that i did severe damage to my back. This fuckin' skeezer that i hate was all checking in books in my dept and talking mad shit about me like i wasn't there. I should have pushed her wig back. On the real. Well, that's as about 1993 hip-hop as a half mexican irish man can get so with that, i'm out...

As per the million requests i get per day to put up a pic of myself, well here it is. Enjoy. This is back when i was ballin' for N.C. I averaged .5 pts and 1/4th a rebound per game.  

I think sometimes, think about things and you can't help getting around to math, when you've thought about things. Math comes up, i was thinking about numbers, really this stemmed from this song Eve of Destruction by Barry Mcguire, you know this song. It's like "Tell me over and over my friend, something something, Eve of destruction" So i was like, this song is 40 years old or so, that's a number, 40. So it's been like that long right? And people still feel the same way. Exactly the same. It's wierd, has there ever been a time where people look at things and thought they lived in a golden age? Prolly not. Wierd. You may leave here for 4 days in space but when you come back it's still the same place. Brilliant, total genius. I think though, looking back that he was wrong. Clearly, we survived. How? Can't tell ya, but we did and that counts for something and we'll survive a bit longer. Unless we don't. We might not. Who cares though? Not Ian Curtis that's for sure, cause he's dead. I have a real, prolly unhealthy obsession with him. I can't explain it.

Sorry, I suck so much ass. I bet that no one, NO ONE will ever read this. I was getting a pretty decent size audience when I had a minor mental breakdown and forgot how to write. I am sorry, I shouldn't have left you but seeing as how I've been emotionally unavailable to everyone in my pathetic little life for a little over a year now I don't think that you should be expected to be treated any differently.
Uhm, I got a job reviewing Puerto Rican wrestling for Wrestling Observer.com. It's a good bit but dude, P.R wrestling is the worst. It fucking sucks ass in a big ass way. I can barely stand to sit through the fucking shit. UGH. I watch so you don't have to so read my reviews bitches. I'm taking one for the team in not only watching this bull crap but also taking the time to write about it. It's the biggest sacrifice that I've ever made. It's all for you.
I'm at the liberry. We hired this girl who wears pants that are way too tight. She bugs me cause she's always staring at me. I want to rip her eyes out. I do.
My only remaining friend at work, this short little black haired pepperpot hasn't been in for a week or so. I wonder if she's ok? I imagine so. I think, no I have no opinion really. I just like watching her walk around the building. She's really pretty. Even if she has hairy arms.
Did I ever tell you about the time I told the Eritrian janitor to go back to Africa. I didn't mean it in like A David duke kind of way. He kept yelling, we were fighting, about how they do shit in his country so I was all like "Then go back asshole" not like "beat it back to the motherland darkie" Oh, well so now everyone thinks I'm racist. I like them thinking that. It gives them something to focus on instead of how hollow the life they have is. Once again, I'm taking one for the team. I'm like a kharmic Don Baylor... With that, I'm out like shout...