Confounded Accusations

You know what sucks? This is what sucks. We work all week, or i do at least i can't say shit about you. I don't know you from a hole in a fence, anyhow we, oops i work all week carting books around and my back gets all achy and crap then on my two days off i spend one of em, this one cleaning up the fucking house. For fucks sake i was just on my hands and knees bleaching the kitchen floor. No one ever said that it would be like this. If they had i would of told em' to fuck the fuck off cause aint no way that the kid is gon' be on the floor with a rag wiping up shit. On the real. Anyway that's enough of that. i have to go and mow my lawn now, with a manual mower no less. How jurassic...

hey
  sorry that i've been away for so long. It wasn't you, it was me. Rather it was my stupid ass computer which blew a rod or something and this god awful but on a much happier note me and my old lady scraped up enough pennies to buy this hot ass new rig i'm sitting in front of now so hopefully in the next couple of days i'll have some photos of this cool piece up for ya. It's cool.
  uhm on top of that it's been crazy slow around the ranch lately.  Greg is done with this Fateball project we been working on so let's cross our fingers about that and pray that it's good, or at least decent cause if it's not i'm gonna rap that kid up in a rug and leave him on the roof till he stink.
   Ya, Fateball is back. All you gotta do is just said or rather act like you want it then see if you don't get it...

ok, so dig this i went to Rincon Valley Feed the other day, on the sign it says Rinson Valley feed but i live here so i know that it's spelt with a "C". Anyway i was looking for like, bulk rat food for Maus, formerly Pryce. So i went up to the hick at the desk and asked him if they sold any sort of bulk rat food.
He was all like "Rats? You know what feeds on rats is cats. You should get a cat if'n you don't want any rats" So i was like "No dude, she's a pet rat. She's cool". So he said "What? Pet rat? Man, dogs is pets, cats is pets, kind of, on account of a cat aint really able to be owned by man seein' as how they be sort of predatory but a rat, that's vermin man. You can't have a vermin as a pet".
I told him that Maus is down with me and that i just wanted to get her some sunflower seeds or somethin' so he told me, you want sunflower seeds then go to the 7-11, they got em' with shells and without.
I shit you not.

this monkey is totally high
Taste the bread and butter as i take it to your face.

dig his bloody fangs
Taste the bread and butter as i take it to your face.

purple
Taste the bread and butter as i take it to your face.

Ok, so if you scroll up you'll get to see the pics that I promised you last week. The ones from the putt-putt course in guerneville. That's a little shit town like, 20 miles or so north of my village. It's pretty. Way prettier then S.R. Plus they have the world's coolest mini golf course. Can't beat that right? I guess if you have a better course then that beats this one but I find the chances of that to be slim so, whatever. The day that we headed that way was the weekend of the big jazz festival which kind of kept everyone off the links which was cool cause it left me free to walk around and take some snapshots. The dude working there was super cool. He was all lit up and shirtless and called me bro and offered me a hit of his spliff which I politely declined since Zelly was with us. Anyway we had to get to the wedding or I totally would have played 18 holes. I suck at putt putt golf but really that hardly matters. If you're good then you really have to much time on your hands and need to do something creative with it. Like me. Ya.

This is something that i thought i'd never say but dude, this Jay-Z song is ruling. Listen to it. It's right up top. Rick Rubin of Beastie Boy, LL Cool J fame produced it, so there you have it. I mean it's been since like Milk D since Rick got on some hip hop shit. This is destined to be a classic. If you see the video then yo know Rubin looks rulin' in his cowboy hat with a long ass john walker muslim beard and a rulin ass fur coat. SICK..