Friday, July 09, 2004
ok, so dig this i went to Rincon Valley Feed the other day, on the sign it says Rinson Valley feed but i live here so i know that it's spelt with a "C". Anyway i was looking for like, bulk rat food for Maus, formerly Pryce. So i went up to the hick at the desk and asked him if they sold any sort of bulk rat food.
He was all like "Rats? You know what feeds on rats is cats. You should get a cat if'n you don't want any rats" So i was like "No dude, she's a pet rat. She's cool". So he said "What? Pet rat? Man, dogs is pets, cats is pets, kind of, on account of a cat aint really able to be owned by man seein' as how they be sort of predatory but a rat, that's vermin man. You can't have a vermin as a pet".
I told him that Maus is down with me and that i just wanted to get her some sunflower seeds or somethin' so he told me, you want sunflower seeds then go to the 7-11, they got em' with shells and without.
I shit you not.
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He was all like "Rats? You know what feeds on rats is cats. You should get a cat if'n you don't want any rats" So i was like "No dude, she's a pet rat. She's cool". So he said "What? Pet rat? Man, dogs is pets, cats is pets, kind of, on account of a cat aint really able to be owned by man seein' as how they be sort of predatory but a rat, that's vermin man. You can't have a vermin as a pet".
I told him that Maus is down with me and that i just wanted to get her some sunflower seeds or somethin' so he told me, you want sunflower seeds then go to the 7-11, they got em' with shells and without.
I shit you not.
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