Monday, July 25, 2005
so dig this list.
1.MP3 player
2.pedometer
3.Bike (two TWO flats)
4.Washing Machine
5.Dish Washer
6.Watch
All of those things. Three of which i use like, daily all broke within the last three THREE days. I have no fucking clue as to what this string of wierdness is about. I don't believe in luck but this seems like some unlikely shit doesn't it? The bike, MP3 player and pedometer are essential to my sanity. I'm not shitting you. I need them to stay level. If i don't ride the bike i freak out and have panic attacks, the MP3 playa' keeps me cool when a panic attack happens and my pedometer reminds me to stay active, which is essential for a bi-polar mo-fo. I'm holding on by a thread here.
I did something dumb. There is this patron that comes in from time to time and i am absolutley in love with how she looks. She's short and curvy and has this Maggie O'connell hair cut. Oh, she's so cute. Anyway i got her e-mail addy from her account after helping her and wrote her a note, like on the sneak tip telling her i liked her hair. It's really her big ass that i like but whatever. I shouldn't have done that. I hope that she takes kindly to it and doesn't decide to push the issue. I could totally get fired. I am dumb when aroused. Someone, stop me from being an idiot. Well, i'll tell you what happens with all this, prolly nada...
the reason why all yer shit broke is because god hates you, obviously. but don't sweat it i'm sure you'll find some clever way of redeeming yourself in the LORD's eyes...
hey man no worries about the broad you emailed to give her a compliment. they dig that kinda junk.
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1.MP3 player
2.pedometer
3.Bike (two TWO flats)
4.Washing Machine
5.Dish Washer
6.Watch
All of those things. Three of which i use like, daily all broke within the last three THREE days. I have no fucking clue as to what this string of wierdness is about. I don't believe in luck but this seems like some unlikely shit doesn't it? The bike, MP3 player and pedometer are essential to my sanity. I'm not shitting you. I need them to stay level. If i don't ride the bike i freak out and have panic attacks, the MP3 playa' keeps me cool when a panic attack happens and my pedometer reminds me to stay active, which is essential for a bi-polar mo-fo. I'm holding on by a thread here.
I did something dumb. There is this patron that comes in from time to time and i am absolutley in love with how she looks. She's short and curvy and has this Maggie O'connell hair cut. Oh, she's so cute. Anyway i got her e-mail addy from her account after helping her and wrote her a note, like on the sneak tip telling her i liked her hair. It's really her big ass that i like but whatever. I shouldn't have done that. I hope that she takes kindly to it and doesn't decide to push the issue. I could totally get fired. I am dumb when aroused. Someone, stop me from being an idiot. Well, i'll tell you what happens with all this, prolly nada...
the reason why all yer shit broke is because god hates you, obviously. but don't sweat it i'm sure you'll find some clever way of redeeming yourself in the LORD's eyes...
hey man no worries about the broad you emailed to give her a compliment. they dig that kinda junk.
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