Wednesday, June 15, 2005
i looked at myself today and saw the truth, i have put on a lot of weight. I suspected as much but today, for the first time i saw the extent of the damage. It sucks. The thing about weight is that you can take it off. I struggle with my weight like constantly. I'm lazy and vain and i love salty snacks.
Shit, i better start doing something about this A.S.A.P (say a-sap) cause i'm not getting any younger huh? I reckon ten lbs or so should do it. I think that i wrote all this already. Hold on. I just remembered that i left the fridge open. I closed it and now i'm back. That was very interesting.
Maritza is gone again today. Rohi came by with her girls today and they all played together. That was fun. They all liked the new swing set. We caught her oldest, Ivy feeding her sister popcorn like you would to a dog. Made her get on all fours and the whole kit. I'm running zelly a bath right now. She's gonna hop in as soon as she finishes watching this tape i made her of all these random Morrissey videos. Mostly off of VH1 classics but also some live performances from talk shows in support of his last record, You Are The Quarry. She loves that tape. I need to back it up in case of breakage. Man, i can just imagine the day that happens. It'd be worst then The Hindenberg. "Oh the humanity" funny. She'll cry so much. Maybe i shouldn't back it up just to force that situation. It'd teach her a lesson about appreciating what you have, like while you have it.
The Courtney story is almost at an end. She's thinking that she's going to go to Santa Barbara to apply for a job of some sort. I think that i'll miss her. Except for my most recent stretch i see her just about everyday. I gave her a tour of the basement the other day. I wonder if she's the first vagrant to ever be treated to such a luxury? Prolly. I only did it cause she looked really cute. Isn't that funny. I'm crushing on a bum. I think that was an episode of Seinfeld. Elaine dated a bum. They called him the Green Lantern cause at first they suspected that he might be hiding a secret identity cause he wouldn't let anyone go to his house. Thing was, what he was hiding was that he didn't have a house. Hilarity ensued.
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Shit, i better start doing something about this A.S.A.P (say a-sap) cause i'm not getting any younger huh? I reckon ten lbs or so should do it. I think that i wrote all this already. Hold on. I just remembered that i left the fridge open. I closed it and now i'm back. That was very interesting.
Maritza is gone again today. Rohi came by with her girls today and they all played together. That was fun. They all liked the new swing set. We caught her oldest, Ivy feeding her sister popcorn like you would to a dog. Made her get on all fours and the whole kit. I'm running zelly a bath right now. She's gonna hop in as soon as she finishes watching this tape i made her of all these random Morrissey videos. Mostly off of VH1 classics but also some live performances from talk shows in support of his last record, You Are The Quarry. She loves that tape. I need to back it up in case of breakage. Man, i can just imagine the day that happens. It'd be worst then The Hindenberg. "Oh the humanity" funny. She'll cry so much. Maybe i shouldn't back it up just to force that situation. It'd teach her a lesson about appreciating what you have, like while you have it.
The Courtney story is almost at an end. She's thinking that she's going to go to Santa Barbara to apply for a job of some sort. I think that i'll miss her. Except for my most recent stretch i see her just about everyday. I gave her a tour of the basement the other day. I wonder if she's the first vagrant to ever be treated to such a luxury? Prolly. I only did it cause she looked really cute. Isn't that funny. I'm crushing on a bum. I think that was an episode of Seinfeld. Elaine dated a bum. They called him the Green Lantern cause at first they suspected that he might be hiding a secret identity cause he wouldn't let anyone go to his house. Thing was, what he was hiding was that he didn't have a house. Hilarity ensued.
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