Monday, April 18, 2005
a god damned book just fell of the top shelf and hit me in the fucking nose. I am so having a shitty day.. I wanted to be cool and feed Polk some tuna, while opening the can it squirted gnarly tuna water all over me. I smell like a cut rate sushi bar. Then i spilled coffee on my pants, after changing out of my tuna clothes, so i had to change again. Then I got here and my coworker called in sick, hence there was an ass ton for the kid to do. The K-I-D hates that shit, despite calling in sick like a mofo himself. Today SUCKS..... SUCKS. I wish i had a bunch of Vicodin to kill my emotional pain, or myself. Whatever the case may be...
What if you sued the library over the falling book? Say it made permanent cosmetic damage to your nose. Last week I spilled a latte all over my powder blue cords and my pink lamb crib quilt (I keep it on my lap because it's cold here at work). That learned me real good.
I like what you said about missing Evita. She looks cute. I'm sorry Lura got beat on, no one deserves that.
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What if you sued the library over the falling book? Say it made permanent cosmetic damage to your nose. Last week I spilled a latte all over my powder blue cords and my pink lamb crib quilt (I keep it on my lap because it's cold here at work). That learned me real good.
I like what you said about missing Evita. She looks cute. I'm sorry Lura got beat on, no one deserves that.
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