Confounded Accusations

New Year's morning. I wonder what percent of the world is hung right now? I'd imagine a pretty nice chunk. I'm amongst them. It's really hard to type. So, the party was fun. I drank a lot then we had some living room fights. I tapped my brother pretty easily then Greg beat me over three rounds. I don't want to make excuses but i was really drunk and he had just shown up so, i think he had that going for him. He's really stubby so it was pretty easy for him to pop out of my submission attempts. First round i almost had an armbar twice, the second round i had a heel hook but made the HYOOGE mistake of trying to hold on to his foot when he tried to escape. I should grabbed his pants. If I'd done that i woulda had him for sure. Then the third, i'd have it almost even till then, but this round i tired badly and when i tried to armbar him he caught me up against the fireplace and tried to get me in a kimura. I have a really flexible left arm and could rolled out and countered it but i was stuck against the fireplace. So he won. I gotta give him that.
Justina did my nails. That was fun, at one point i went to the latrine and left the middle button of my Levis undone by mistake and she stuck her finger in the hole. There wasn't any kind of penile contact but it was weird. Then her and Lura made out on the couch all night. It was a popular show.
I have some really big ass bruises on my arms and a bunch of scrapes all over my legs and elbows.. I'm kind of fucked up. Lura gave me some pain killers, narcos? Norco, i looked it up. I took one earlier, i am now pain free, half an hour ago i was pain filled. Well, i gotta go and clean up the house. You know what the best part about throwing a party is? That people bring booze and snacks and you get to keep them. We got a bottle of Jager, Vodka, Rum and a shit ton of beers.. Werd.



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