Confounded Accusations

i just woke up. I went to sleep drunk. I had Maritza's werk party tonite. It had an open bar and i drank a bunch. Werd. Ugh, i don't know why i am doing this. I guess cause i woke up and that i am not tired, yes i am. Dude, i am no shit, drunk as fuck and this is taking a really long time. I'm having to go over my mistakes. I think that i left my zippo at the restaurant. I'm pissed. I won it on ebay and it says, has scrawled KKK on it. It's fucking awesome. I wonder if any crosses got burnt with it. So Lura was there, we have this strange dynamic of dykie chick and dude that loves to fuck chicks. She wants to come over and watch my wife go down on me, i suppose that's cool, she's cute but i don't want her across the room like a porn director or anything. I think if you wanna be part of me and my old lady doing shit you have to be close enough to touch. I don't know dude. I'm new to this shit. I'd wanna at least be able to snuggle her a bit, which maritza is cool with. She watched me pee, lura, that's weird, she know what my dick looks like, well, how long it is. I suppose they all look similar Justina walked in on this, if it was a porno they'd both like, fuck me or something but we fronted like nothing was afoot.. i'm tired.



You drunk fucker. I got kinda drunk at a wedding the other night, but I didn't know it until we got home. As a girl, I've seen lots of guys pee, but you really don't get a decent view of their dicks. So no worries. Foo all Lura knows, you are either hung like a donkey or like (as Howard Stern said) a pimple.  


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