Confounded Accusations

i got called for jury duty. I don't care. I think that it'd be fun, really. Then i found out that it was a capital trial. Like murder or something, i had to fill out this twenty page thing and answer all these questions regarding all facets of my life, like what do i watch on tv, do i prefer oral or anal, what's my favorite kind of cracker? All sorts of shit, i like plain saltines BTW. So, whatever it also mentioned that my family might be in danger of getting the wrath of a criminal gang. I'm like whatever dude. Someone has to stand up to crime right? You just can't let G's push you around right? I mean it's kind of a little bit scary but i have Oola and she's got my back. I feel better just knowing that. The thing is though if i get called then i might be on the shit till March. MARCH! that's like longer then i planned on being alive. Well that throws a wrench in that plan. Huh.. I think that'd i'd be a good juror. I'm capable of making big decisions and all that plus i can really think logically and don't let feelings affect my important choices, I'm like Sarek in that way. Oh and uhm i'm selling off some shit on Ebay so that i can upgrade my MP2 player so if yer interested in owning a piece of the kid then feel free to browse over there and peek at that poop... I'm out


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