Confounded Accusations

Hey, uhm this is funny, no not really. Well anyway I had this dream last night where during which I fooled around with one of my wife's good friends. She gave me head. That was funny to write. I don't think I'll say her name cause well, she has a boyfriend of sorts and I guess it would just be awkward and weird cause we're buddies too and yah so anyway. In my dream we were napping together and she did it. I woke up hugely aroused and couldn't go back to sleep so I got up and listened to Howard Stern and drank coffee. I'm still pretty hyped up about it. During the dream I napped on her thigh. She's really tan, she's Mexican and she has really pretty skin. Ugh, sorry I think it's fun to have sex dreams. It's like cheating but not. My friend at work told me about having a dream about this other dude at work. I thought that was weird cause he's not all cute or anything. I think I was kind of jealous too, if anyone at work is in sexy dreams I want it to be me. I'm a dick that way. Not that she's not cute so don't take it this way but I'm this way with everyone, I want to be the object of everyone's affection. Fat, stupid, ugly, whatever, I think it's some kind of ego problem. I don't know, who cares really. I'm prolly insecure, no I know that I am so I need attention from girls. Oh well, I guess I could have worse weaknesses like uhm freebase.


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